Thursday, March 31, 2011

DEATH BY CHOCOLATE


Basically, that is how I am going to die, if the car does not get the best of me. I should really be more careful when crossing the street. I don't have an invisible shield to protect me from buses or any smaller vehicles which can do good damage. Because of people like me, a genius invented a stick with the tree colors changing on it....but noooo...that's not good enough for me!

So, if I concentrate enough to watch the colors change on the stick and follow the little green man, opposed to a little red one, I'll die by chocolate. There is something condoling in this thought, (Johnny Depp?) or is it just me? Self fulfilling prophecy?

I can not say I have many addictions,but surly one of them is chocolate. If I do not get enough of sleep and don't have my 100gr of chocolate dose, wrapped in a shiny- colorful paper, don't come near. Stay away. Wouldn't be cool if like many poisonous animals, I'd send out the warning by the color. Do not touch, do not say hi, go around your business! No I do not need a shrink, I need a chocolate therapy, chocolate massage followed by a chocolate bath while a handsome young man (Johnny Depp?) is feeding me strawberries dipped in chocolate!

As any addiction, this would be the thing you can bribe me with. I'd do anything! Just give it to me! And this would be the one and only reason why would I kill my brother! If he eats the last chocolate or Nutella! He better not be home when I find the empty jar. I'm serious!

Final summation: GIVE ME THE CHOCOLATE AND NO BODY GETS HURT!

Why would you kill you sibling?

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